One laid-back attack dog

I loved this German Shepherd. You just know this dog is alpha cool. He was chillin' like a villain on Main Street in Sag Harbor, on top of the SUV belonging to Long Island K-9, a private canine security firm for which he obviously is Employee of the Month. I guess he was on his lunch break, up there on the boss's ride, scoping out the bitches. Get it? Bitches? Hahaha.

Lobster salad, at only 50 Euros a pound!

I'm in the Hamptons and walked by this store tonight. Loaves and Fishes is a ridiculously overpriced store that locals refer to as Loans and Finances, as well as Thieves and Robbers. How ironic, considering that the original loaves and fishes a la Jesus were complimentary. They're infamous for their lobster salad, which is $100 a pound.

Anyhow, this is the first time I have ever seen a We-Want-Your-Euros sign anywhere in the U.S. It kind of shocked me, actually.