Saturday, December 20, 2008

Two tablespoons of cinnamon

I've been awake and working since 7:30 this morning. I can't yet go to bed until all the guests do, and two are awake so in the meantime, here's something funny that happened tonight.

The boat's owners are into karaoke. They invited a couple for dinner tonight, who brought their 17 year-old son. The poor kid, having to listen to loungey piano music all through dinner on the aft deck, only then to be subjected to hours of martini-induced Karaoke. I'm in the galley listening to this party of seven of them sing fifties doo-wop and Elvis stuff, and suddenly I hear a new voice. And he's good. And he's singing . . .

CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS!

I immediately charged out to the salon and pretended to get drink orders, but really I had to find out who the hell had picked this song. So awesome. It was, surprise surprise, the kid. And his mother was fuh-reaking out. Here he is, belting out with gusto in front of the gazillionairre hosts:


Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
If you ever need em' quick,
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

OOOHH!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
they're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
So suck on my balls!!

1 comment:

JP said...

This is priceless. I betcha the kid was thinking, "Fuck you mom and dad for not letting me invite a friend. I've put with this bullshit all night, now I will tell you what I am really thinking." SUCK IT!!
Or maybe he was getting vibes from you and he was giving a shout out to your boss : )