Thursday, May 29, 2008

"Take your blondes, take your truffles."

One of my paddling buddies let me in on the fact that Laird Hamilton has started a clothing line in conjunction with Steve Madden. Lo and behold, here he is in NYC paddling our beloved filthy Hudson River a mere two weeks ago. Why the hell didn't I know he was here? Look at this finery. This pic came from a website called INF, and there are more luscious photos of Laird, who is probably hoping he won't need a tetanus shot after he gets back to the shores of Manhattan, here.

I show his picture to my friend Sharyn, who didn't know who Laird was. Her reaction? "Meh. He's nothing special. He looks like a thousand other male models. You have completely different taste in men than I do. I like dark and swarthy."

Au contraire, I argued. He is a walking Adonnis! Sharyn said, "Take your blondes, take your truffles."

Which brings me to the topic I was orignally going to blog on about today: Sottocenere (soh-toh-CHEN-er-eh) cheese. This is my favorite cheese in the world, a creamy blend of cow's milk and truffle slices. It retails for about $19 or $20 a pound. Yikes, I know, but it's worth every cent. So I shared some of my Sottocenere with Sharyn, whose reaction to my beloved cheese was as ambivalent as it was to my beloved Laird. I was shocked. "How can you not love Sottocenere? How can you not love Laird?" Perplexing.


Back to Sottocenere. It hails from Reneto, Italy, located in the northeast province of the country called the Veneto. Sottocenere translates from Italian as "under the ashes" and there is actually a weird grey-brown ash on the rind. At first, I couldn't figure out what the deal was, but later learned that covering cheese in ashes is a traditional Veneto custom of preserving cheese. Since I'm no food critic, I'll leave it to the expert, in this case, San Francisco Chronicle foodie Janet Fletcher. She writes:

According to Michele Buster of Forever Cheese, a New York company that imports Sottocenere, the cheese was created only seven or eight years ago by a cheesemaker in the Veneto.

Made with raw cow's milk and aged about 100 days, Sottocenere is studded with bits of black truffle and rubbed externally with truffle oil. According to Buster, the gray ash coating includes nutmeg, cloves, coriander, cinnamon, licorice and fennel. I don't smell a single one of those spices, either on the rind or internally. The dominant aroma is truffle, which seems to come more from the pungent oil than from the specks inside.

Under that thin, brittle rind, the paste is a pale butter color with a smooth, moist, semisoft texture. To my taste, the cheese is too intensely truffled to include on a cheese board, where it might overwhelm its companions. But I have no trouble thinking of ways to showcase its silky texture and seductive aroma in the kitchen.

On a recent cold evening, I arranged thin slivers of Sottocenere on top of creamy, just-cooked polenta and let the cheese melt in the heat. Toasts topped with Sottocenere and broiled briefly would be a glamorous accompaniment to a green salad. You could top a hamburger with slices of Sottocenere to make an elegant cheeseburger, or tuck some slices into a holiday omelet. A crusty grilled cheese sandwich made with Sottocenere and cut into small, neat squares would make a festive hors d'oeuvre with Champagne.

Is your mouth watering yet? If not, try a slice yourself, while looking at pics of Laird. Works for me.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Wicked pissah!


Tonight I took the dogs for a late night walk. When I got back home to my building, I saw a guy urinating in a dark unused doorway belonging to the hospital right next to my front door. It's a tucked-away spot, hidden under scaffolding, so guys often use it as an after-hours restroom.

"Come on, do you have to piss there? I live right next door, and we'll have to smell it all day long."

"Sorry, I couldn't hold it! I'm sorry -- but don't worry, I'm clean. I drink a lot of water! Okay?"

I was speechless.

"Okay?" he asked again.

"Yeah, yeah, okay," I acquiesced.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Firefox 3.0 is ready for action (pretty much)

Firefox 3 is ready to download. Not officially, but the test version which Mozilla had recommended only for web developers is now safe enough for mainstream use. Below is an excerpt about it from an article about browsers in the Business Section of yesterday's New York Times:
Firefox 3.0, for example, runs more than twice as fast as the previous version while using less memory, Mozilla says.

The browser is also smarter and maintains three months of a user’s browsing history to try to predict what site he or she may want to visit. Typing the word “football” into the browser, for example, quickly generates a list of all the sites visited with “football” in the name or description.

Firefox has named this new tool the “awesome bar” and says it could replace the need for people to maintain long and messy lists of bookmarks. It will also personalize the browser for an individual user.








Behold the "awesome bar." When you type a word into the URL bar, it lists all the related websites that you usually go to, or have visited recently. Then you can highlight one and it brings up that URL. Very groovy feature.

You can wait until next month for version 3 to be officially released, or get it now at the Mozilla website at the link labeled "Firefox 3 Sneak Peak."

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Sex sells, almost as much as Grand Theft Auto IV

On my old blog at LiveJournal, I wrote a post last week about the funny fake websites that are found in Grand Theft Auto IV. Suddenly, my readership exploded by 400 percent and includes IP addresses from the Netherlands, Italy, Estonia, Australia, Portugal, Guatemala, Austria, Sweden, Mexico, Bulgaria, Norway, Finland, Brazil, Denmark, Indonesia, Thailand, Egypt, Italy, the U.K., Saudi Arabia, France, Canada, Argentina, Germany, Lithuania, India, Korea, Japan, and the Russian Federation. I had no idea how far around the globe that game's popularity reaches. The only other times my readership goes crazy is when I write about sex.

Maybe I should become a sellout for blog advertisers and just blog about video games and sex.

Nah.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Pitted, so pitted = High, so high



First, we had the original Jeff Spicoli. Now, we've got his totally righteous reincarnation.

No matter how many times I watch this news clip below, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Check out the sound effects at the 18-second mark. So awesome. How can you not love his zeal, his fervor, his passion, his mad eloquence? Next thing you know, he'll be the mayor of Huntington Beach.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Good design

All week I've been busy gathering sponsors and begging for money and/or product for New York Outrigger's annual Liberty Outrigger Competition. We've got everything from sunblock to handmade paddles to kegs of beer to Hawaiian vacations coming in, so things are looking good so far. And if that's not enough work, I've also been working on the event shirt design in conjunction with another designer, trying to make our deadline (today!). Anyhow, I was surfing around looking for design inspiration earlier on, and at the Y2Kanu website which I look at quite a bit, there was a link to the Molokai Challenge which took place last weekend. I came across this graphic and think it's amazing. Whoever designed it is The Shit. If anyone knows the artist, please have them contact me so we can have them do next year's race graphics.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Disposable swimwear will be provided



I got this invite in the mail today. There just aren't any words to describe my feelings about attending a disposable swimwear party.

I wonder if the vodka is free. Then I might just go.



Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Bobby Kennedy and the Last Good Campaign

In the wake of the terrible news that Ted Kennedy has an aggressive brain tumor, the type that usually kills within six months, I thought I'd mention that this month's Vanity Fair cover story is enlightening, uplifting, and very much worth reading. What a tragedy that he was murdered before he had a chance at the Presidency. You can read Thurston Clarke's "The Last Good Campaign: Power and Politics" here. And here's an excerpt that is just as pertinent about Iraq as it was forty years ago about Vietnam. What a fine President he would have made.

“I am concerned—as I believe most Americans are concerned—that the course we are following at the present time is deeply wrong.… I am concerned—as I believe most Americans are concerned—that we are acting as if no other nation existed, against the judgment and desires of neutrals and our historic allies alike.”

He urged his audience to consider “the young men that we have sent there; not just the killed, but those who have to kill; not just the maimed, but all those who must look upon the results of what they are forced and have to do,” and to consider “the price we pay in our own innermost lives, and in the spirit of this country.” This was why, he said, “war is not an enterprise lightly to be undertaken, nor prolonged one moment past its absolute necessity.”






















The Senator, asleep with his dog Freckles sharing the pillow.