Showing posts with label barack obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barack obama. Show all posts

Sunday, June 28, 2009

President Obama is not the Marlboro Man


circa 1980 (photo by Lisa Jack)


"Was it really wise to try to arrest the economy's free fall, bring peace to the Middle East, fix healthcare, save GM, save Wall Street, stop global warming AND quit smoking? Most of my friends can't do any ONE of those things. He should go ahead and smoke."
~some blogger named Sam, as quoted in the L.A. Times last week, on President Obama's attempt at quitting smoking last fall.

If we hear one more incident of the media making a big, stinking deal about President Obama's smoking, will we need to reach for a cigarette? Probably.

Last Monday, Obama signed the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act, which makes illegal the vile practice by tobacco companies of targeting kids as customers. Very cool. However at a press conference the next day, instead of asking questions relevant to the bill, the press bombarded him with questions about his own smoking.

McClatchy's Margaret Talev asked him how many cigarettes he smokes daily and whether he does it in front of anyone. The nerve! What's next, asking whether he wears boxers or briefs? The look on his face while being asked these inane questions is priceless. He probably wished he had a cigarette to ash on her head. He smoothly shot her down, making it obvious that journalistic nosiness in the guise of political reporting was not appreciated.

"You just think it's neat to ask me about my smoking, as opposed to [your question] being relevant to my new law. I constantly struggle with it. Have I fallen off the wagon sometimes? Yes. Am I a daily smoker, a constant smoker? No. I don't do it in front of my kids, I don't do it in front of my family, and I would say that I am 95% cured, but there are times where . . . I mess up."

When I worked for the Dean of the Harvard School of Public Health, he told me that nicotine is the most addictive alkaloid (chemical compound) known to man. "More addictive than heroin, or cocaine?" I asked him. "Yes," he replied definitively. Who knew?

President Obama has what's probably the most stressful job in the world. Whether he sneaks an occasional cigarette behind the organic garden or he's sucking down a pack of Marlboros each night when he walks Bo under the cover of darkness, is it any of our business? Besides, smoking while ruling the world seems to have worked out okay in the past (whereas Hitler and Mussolini were adamant non-smokers, go figure).







Thursday, May 7, 2009

The wingnuts' Poupongate: new lows of desperation



The hilarity of the hoopla that ensued after this burger video came out earlier in the week is mindboggling. All I see is a cool guy buying a round of burgers and leaving a nice tip in the jar.


I could not believe my eyes when I saw this clip of Fox News' Sean Hannity dredging up old Grey Poupon commercials. How dare the President order an elitist European condiment? The nerve. You know when all you've got on the President is spicy mustard versus yellow mustard, you may want to rethink your job as a political critic.

How do people this asinine get news shows? Can you imagine the graphic artist who came up with the President Poupon graphic? Did he think it was cool? Did he want to kill himself from the shame? Does everyone have their head up their ass at Fox? It's all too pathetic. No wonder the Republicans are wandering out in the wilderness.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

100 days of Obama's Facebook wall



Slate posted this hilarious faux Facebook page of Barack Obama's first 100 days. Love it.